Coozie obsession. It’s an issue.
Bros Like This Chick
Just Let it Happen
Cleveland was fun… But now my body hurts.
I have not eaten that much fatty goodness in a while. I think a put about 5 pounds of pumpkin muffins, and 10 pounds of meat into my body ( and not in a sexual way, in a burger, bison, and kabob kind of way).
It was great, but time to detox.
Nommmmmmm
For me, trying to pull off a romper is like trying to pull off glitter jeans with no pockets
It’s just not going to happen.
#When things that look like shit on you are “in”
Alfred Morris on love and heartbreak
Because RGIII is far from the only object of my Redskins
obsessionaffection, please take a gander at this piece if only to read about Alf befriending a recently widowed, elderly hotel employee. (“HE TRIES TO VISIT HER ONCE A WEEK.” - caps mine)HE CALLS HER HIS VIRGINIA GRANDMA YOU GUYS
Alfred Morris, please marry me.
I will never not reblog this. I love you and your old school car Alfred.
10 days!
Me (after running inside out of the rain): It’s so wet out there
General Manager of bar: That’s how I like to see you……wet
1. Your like 50
2. What the fuck
3. What do you say to that!
4. So inappropriate
5. Is it acceptable to cunt punt someone in the middle of the day?
Scenes from the weekend….. Front row at third eye blind
Highlight- going back to the hotel they were staying at for drinks, and realizing they are like 50 now. Weird.
Hey Arlington Runners
So apparently we need to start running in full body armor to avoid getting stabbed (Game of Thrones style)
On Condo Hunting in Northern Virginia
WHY ARE THERE NO CONDOS WITH WASHER AND DRYERS!
If I am going to throw down a my life savings in this stupid high priced market, why would I want to wash my clothes dorm style?
More on I hate my brother.
Best part? After living in Tahoe again for the winter and not working, he’s coming back to the real world this week. He is going to be miserable waking up to go to work, and I’m going to love every second of it.
Weekend….
- Beach workouts since I can’t remember to bring shoes
- Taking a rickshaw 2 blocks #notlazy
- Burning @chroniclesofeeyore
- Crushes and Dewey devils
Can’t wait to not be in Dewey this weekend!
In other Friday news
A man just yelled “Go back to Virginia you whore” at me from his car.
People in DC are sweethearts, I love the city 👊
Bethany bound today to celebrate this girls birthday!!! @pfunsten
Disney stars are the greatest
